Ever since the Twilght Saga gained public spotlight, I have been one of those anti-Twilight girls. I have a huge list why I loathe that series, with its inconsistenies and teenage angst. However, in all fairness, I have come up with a slight change to the character of Edward Cullen that would minimize a good deal of my complaints.
Complaint: If Edward Cullen is 200 years old, why is he still in high school?
Okay, I get the need to lay low so the villagers won't hunt you down with pitchforks and stakes. But really, 200 years old and still in high school with no real aspirations in life other than "protecting Bella" tells me he lacks ambition. I mean what did he do before he met Bella? He seems to settle.
If I were Edward Cullen, I would have invested. AT&T, Intel, Microsoft, plastics!!! He was alive and mature at the conception of the New York Stock Exchange. If he had invested early he could have been a billionaire by now. But nooo, why do that when you can lurk around in the trees of small town America. If Edward Cullen was a billionaire, he could be like Bruce Wayne, wealthy, excentric philantropist. Pay your taxes on time, donate to charity and the natives will be satisfied. At night, like Bruce Wayne, Edward could become Batman fighting crime and evil-doers.
There are other reasons too that Edward Cullen would be better if he were more like Batman:
1.) Volvo vs. Bat Mobile...Need I say more.
2.) Lurks around tree vs. Fighting evil
3.) High School vs. Wayne Enterprises
4.) Robert Pattenson vs. Christian Bale, George Cloony, and Val Kilmer, etc.
Add your own reasons why being Batman would help Edward Cullens rep.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Caught Up
I hope that I have not been caught up in the fevor of the moment. I felt like writing about how I feel about the political circus surrounding health care, so I did this afternoon. I felt pretty confident about it and I had my brother read it. He thought it was pretty good and I felt proud of it at the time so I submitted it to the NY Times as an OpEd. However, once I did I began to feel pangs of regret. What if my piece wasn't thorough enough or not good and manages to get published? Well, I know there is a small chance that it will be chosen, which is a comfort. Oh well, le sigh.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
The American Dream: Let's See How Far We've Come
I stepped out of the glass skyscraper and into the cold March wind that blew off the Hudson. My head pounded from the lack of sleep and food. I collapsed on a bench right next to the waterfront. I tried to digest the information I had just learned as I waited for my father to pick me up from the Jersey City office of Goldman Sachs & Co.
Today was the first part of my possible future with the Goldman Sachs corporation. The day's activities consisted of a diversity conference and information session about the company. As I looked around the conference room, I noted that many of the other guests where members of Ivy League Schools. I felt dread in the bottom of my stomach; these people were my competition.
Tomorrow, we all have interviews for summer internship positions with the company. Throughout the day we were told that being at the conference signified that we were the best and the brightest. However, I didn't feel as though I belonged. I wasn't an Ivy Leaguer. What was I doing there? I met seven of my competitors for the position that I really want. They all hailed from highly regarded schools and were probably really smart, perhaps smarter than me. The eight of us, plus numerous other of applicants who weren't present, were competing for six openings. While talking with the recruiter, I realized something that gave me hope: I may not be in an Ivy League university, but my resume nevertheless sparked Goldman Sachs' interest.
All of this I reflected upon as I sat next to the Hudson, watching the ferries and listening to the small waves as the crashed upon the pier. At one point, I stood up and leaned on the railing. I looked at the Hudson only eight feet below me and then gazed directly across to downtown Manhattan. One day, I'd be working in one of those glass towers, making money, and living the upscale, dynamic New York life that I romanticized about in my dreams. So close and yet so far.
Then for some reason, I turned to my right. Ellis Island and the Statue of Liberty caught my eye. I've been there many times on class trips and heard stories of the immigrants who came to this country to gain a better life and opportunity for their families, much like my family. At that exact moment, I had an epiphany that stirred my soul and brought tears to my eyes. I was looking at where it all began. Almost 100 years ago, my family came over from Italy and passed through Ellis Island before they began their quest for opportunities in America. Today, I stood less than five hundred yards away from were stood. Breathing the New York air, opportunity ahead of me. Tomorrow, I am interviewing for one of the world's most prosperous firms. Could they ever have imagined that one day their daughter would be working for a company that was at the top of the world at only twenty years old?
I have the opportunity they worked so hard to gain. At that moment, I felt so small and yet a part of something huge. I realized that whether or not I ace my interview tomorrow, I have done something special, and will eventually work in one of those glass towers across the river. I come from hardy stock that has prospered and grown. I will continue their legacy; there are no limits to how high I can fly. The American dream is real and it lives on in me.
Today was the first part of my possible future with the Goldman Sachs corporation. The day's activities consisted of a diversity conference and information session about the company. As I looked around the conference room, I noted that many of the other guests where members of Ivy League Schools. I felt dread in the bottom of my stomach; these people were my competition.
Tomorrow, we all have interviews for summer internship positions with the company. Throughout the day we were told that being at the conference signified that we were the best and the brightest. However, I didn't feel as though I belonged. I wasn't an Ivy Leaguer. What was I doing there? I met seven of my competitors for the position that I really want. They all hailed from highly regarded schools and were probably really smart, perhaps smarter than me. The eight of us, plus numerous other of applicants who weren't present, were competing for six openings. While talking with the recruiter, I realized something that gave me hope: I may not be in an Ivy League university, but my resume nevertheless sparked Goldman Sachs' interest.
All of this I reflected upon as I sat next to the Hudson, watching the ferries and listening to the small waves as the crashed upon the pier. At one point, I stood up and leaned on the railing. I looked at the Hudson only eight feet below me and then gazed directly across to downtown Manhattan. One day, I'd be working in one of those glass towers, making money, and living the upscale, dynamic New York life that I romanticized about in my dreams. So close and yet so far.
Then for some reason, I turned to my right. Ellis Island and the Statue of Liberty caught my eye. I've been there many times on class trips and heard stories of the immigrants who came to this country to gain a better life and opportunity for their families, much like my family. At that exact moment, I had an epiphany that stirred my soul and brought tears to my eyes. I was looking at where it all began. Almost 100 years ago, my family came over from Italy and passed through Ellis Island before they began their quest for opportunities in America. Today, I stood less than five hundred yards away from were stood. Breathing the New York air, opportunity ahead of me. Tomorrow, I am interviewing for one of the world's most prosperous firms. Could they ever have imagined that one day their daughter would be working for a company that was at the top of the world at only twenty years old?
I have the opportunity they worked so hard to gain. At that moment, I felt so small and yet a part of something huge. I realized that whether or not I ace my interview tomorrow, I have done something special, and will eventually work in one of those glass towers across the river. I come from hardy stock that has prospered and grown. I will continue their legacy; there are no limits to how high I can fly. The American dream is real and it lives on in me.
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